something OLD something NEW something BORROWED something BLUE

Our Comedy Sketches are divided into four categories for you to choose from:

"SOMETHING OLD" which is a collection of our earlier sketches which may only be viewed in the low resolution REALPlayer format, (this category includes a sub-category, "Shorty's Closet", as well); "SOMETHING NEW" - sketches which may be viewed in the higher resolution Windows Media Player format; "SOMETHING BORROWED" - All of our TV and Movie parodies in one place; and, "SOMETHING BLUE" - a special location for our more twisted and perverse sketches. Anyway, please, take your pick and enjoy.

Click on a sketch title to download and view a four to five minute video or click on the Category Name to get more info on each sketch.

Something New:
2.4: Jerk Bowser has 2.4 minutes to save the world in this spoof of FOX's Emmy winning series, will he have time to get a hair cut first?

OSAMA!!The Musical: Need more be said? We sink to new lows with a Broadway Musical spoof about everybody's favorite War-monger(s?), Mama Mia!

THE SUPERFRIENDS: Behind the Doors of the Justice League; Your favorite cartoon characters come to life, but now they're all old and washed-up.
VOODOO OPERATION: A new and different take on an old kids' game, "It takes a VERY steady hand!"
WIRED FOR SOUND: Pete's wedding has been wired for sound, but his Best Man hasn't been told, wait until you hear what he has to say about the bride "in private"-CAW, CAW!!
 
Something Old:
ACTING FOR THE CAMERA: Mayhem on the set with a Prima Dona "Stage Actor"
ADAM AND EVENING: Adam and Eve fear the worst when they begin to feel Sleepy
THE BARD: Crisis Negotiator: Will (The Bard) Shakespeare uses his unique skills to quell a hostage situation, well he tries, anyway
COLLEGE FUN(NED): A Citrus City College Freshman asks his father for more (funny) money
DUCKY BEER: Tales from an Ad Agency: The Beer commercials we don't get to see, for good reason
FORBIDDEN HOLLYWOOD: A Writer ahead of his time confronts a 1940s Dinner Party
IF THESE WALLS COULD STOP TALKING: Apartment Living takes a turn for the Disturbing
MALPRACTICE MAKES PERFECT: Product placement takes over Health Care
PERFORMANCE EVALUATION: Not Quite the Sopranos
WOMEN ARE PIGS: What if Men got pregnant and Women ran the World?
 
SHORTY's Closet: The lost sketches: 40 OZ. GENIE, DIVORCE NASA STYLE, DIVINE COMEDY, SUMMERSCHLOCK, And More...
 
Something Borrowed:
AMERICAN BOOTY: Spoof of the film "American Beauty"
THE OH, JESUS! SHOW: A Seinfeld - esque Sitcom starring the BIG J.
PMS EXORCIST: Spoof of the film "The Exorcist"
THE PRACTICE OF BACKSTORY: Another great SketchShorty spoof, this one is of David E. Kelly's "The Practice", but with lots of "Extras"
THE REAL OLD WORLD: Spoof of the show REAL WORLD in a geriatrics' home
SEX AND THE PITY: Spoof of the TV Series "Sex and the City"
 
Something Blue:
DR. SUESS IN LOVE: A hilarious twist on "Shakespeare In Love"
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ETHEL: Ethel Merman is back in the limelight and she's a feelin' "SWELL!!!"
I'M NO FOOL!: Pee Wee Herman in drag has nothing on Sketch Shorty's new "Kids Show". **NOT for the Queasy
MADAME POPPINS: A retelling of the Mary Poppins tale set within a Brothel.(WINDOWS MEDIA)
S & M TRAFFIC SCHOOL: Like no other Traffic School you've been too
SEXUAL FANTASY ISLAND: Your Favorite French Dwarf returns to meet the new guests on our own version of "Fantasy Island".(WINDOWS MEDIA)
TRULY BLIND DATE: Spoof of the show BLIND DATE with a transvestite named Sheila
 

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